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WTF Signs.

Knickknacks with fur.

WTF? Taxidermy Livejournal.

The heart wants what it wants. Even if what it wants is pale, robotic and emotionless.

I once knew a girl in college who was 25 years old and in love with Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter. Her other major fictional character crush (actually from girlhood) was Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I understand that one. I mean, he WAS really smart. Plus, he always had such control about him--always so cool and collected. I guess that had something to do with him being a robot, but still. So, I think it would be fun for everyone to reveal his or her inappropriate or embarrassing celebrity/fictional character crush. See the Inappropriate Crushes Anonymous livejournal for inspiration.

Soooo, anyone have a thing for Sheriff ANDY TAYLOR? Uh, I know--HOT! He was always so good with Opie and Aunt Bea--what a man! PLUS, he wears a uniform all the time! HELLO, people! *nudge nudge* You feel me? Yeah? ...Whatever. You should probably know that lying a lot raises your blood pressure.

What a lovely arrangement...

Over at the Holiday Spirit Livejournal, user ultraviolent shows us some pictures of his/her mom's obsession with snowmen as holiday decor. My mom has a similar obsession, only it's with Santas. I wouldn't say it's quite as bad as the snowmen pictured, but it's still like an international Santa conference at our house during Christmas...

How may I help you? I mean, if I MUST.

Here, my friends, is a livejournal after my own heart: Retail Is Hell.

A book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets...

Dear readers, are you, like me, kind of obsessed with used and antiquarian books? Do you find yourself displaying rather compulsive purchasing behaviors in their presence? If so, perhaps you might have fun with this click-through black hole: behold the Notes in the Margins Livejournal. Also, E, I wish you or SOMEONE could explain to me why previous owner markings and marginalia make books less valuable. I mean, I prefer my old books to look like they might have been IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS, you know? So, E, get back to me on that.

Click-Throughs and You.

Need a click-through black hole to distract yourself from the stress of the season? Try the Art Nouveau Livejournal. Oooh, pretty!

Lost and Found.

Ever wonder what happened to that disposable camera you left at the zoo on a field trip in the 4th grade? Check out the Found Pictures Livejournal to see if it's been recovered after all these years.

More Livejournal Hilarity.

Want to feel better about your hair? Just go and have a look-see over at the Bad Hair Livejournal.

More Livejournal Hilarity

As illustrated in this lovely portrait of Elizabeth Taylor, eyebrows are serious business. It's best to get them right.

Livejournal Hilarity

How not to do your makeup.