Protest Fail.

"We have to be civil because this is civil disobedience!" ROFLMAO! See, this is why language arts is important, kids. Many words can mean more than one thing! Well, dear readers, I'm off to write journal things in my journal and drink corporate water. TTFN.

So I was KIND OF in love with Atreyu. I think it was the hair.

Nostalgia

The 1940s.

*overcome by the adorable*

So, E, this little boy saying The Lord's Prayer in Scots Gaelic is SO CUTE, it almost makes me want to get married and have a baby RIGHT NOW. ...Almost. (Obviously, though, when I DO have kids, they are going to know like 50 languages. Fluently. It's going to be pretty amazing.)

HA HA, E!

Don't be jealous, E, but according to this article, Atlanta is one of the least caffeinated cities in America! Didn't see YOUR city listed anywhere. It's probably because everyone here down south is HIGH ON LIFE...and stuff. Of course, Atlanta is probably also one of the fattest cities in America, but that's not even the POINT of the article, so that's clearly irrelevant.

More Hahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Let us drink expensive wine and sing about our solidarity with the poor and oppressed.

Ron Radosh discusses cognitive dissonance on the well-to-do Left.

Umm...

WTF Signs.

Awwwwwww....

Cute Things Falling Asleep.

Return of Pooduck.

Disturbing Auctions dot com.

Knickknacks with fur.

WTF? Taxidermy Livejournal.

Old People Vs The Machines Part 2

Mom: Emmy, when you go to Target, I want you to get a $25 gift card. ...Well, you could probably get it cheaper at Walmart.
Emmy: ...Mom, it's a gift card with the amount programmed onto it. It's $25 no matter what.
Mom: Oh. ...Shut up!

Crack for internet junkies.

Behold the LIFE historic photo archive hosted by Google.

THAT needs to go in the quote book...

Overheard in Athens (GA)

Higher education keeps lowering the bar...

Victor Davis Hanson discusses the humanities moving off-campus at City Journal.

The heart wants what it wants. Even if what it wants is pale, robotic and emotionless.

I once knew a girl in college who was 25 years old and in love with Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter. Her other major fictional character crush (actually from girlhood) was Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I understand that one. I mean, he WAS really smart. Plus, he always had such control about him--always so cool and collected. I guess that had something to do with him being a robot, but still. So, I think it would be fun for everyone to reveal his or her inappropriate or embarrassing celebrity/fictional character crush. See the Inappropriate Crushes Anonymous livejournal for inspiration.

Soooo, anyone have a thing for Sheriff ANDY TAYLOR? Uh, I know--HOT! He was always so good with Opie and Aunt Bea--what a man! PLUS, he wears a uniform all the time! HELLO, people! *nudge nudge* You feel me? Yeah? ...Whatever. You should probably know that lying a lot raises your blood pressure.

Happy New Year!