Monday, September 15, 2008

Rejected Suitor of the Week: Henry Cavill

So, dear readers, I think it all went rather well, considering. It's always hard when E and I have to turn down yet another sweet, handsome swain who had, no doubt, been attending our salon in hopes of snaring one of us for himself, having no choice but to act upon his intense primal desires for our Awesome. This week's lovelorn lad is the exquisite Henry Cavill. I know, ladies and gentlemen, I know. Meow. You may be thinking that E and I must be completely mad to turn down someone as superhumanly beautiful as Henry Cavill, but it's only because, as we all know, E and I are ALSO superhumanly beautiful. So you see how it could never work. I mean, our babies would obviously be, like, too beautiful to live. They'd be OSTRACIZED like in that episode of The Twilight Zone where a beautiful woman has been deemed a FREAK because she doesn't have a pig nose like everyone else. Think of the children, readers--think of the children! As a parting gift, I shall post an intimate candid of E and I lounging around with the lovely HC before we so cooly rejected him:


So, your leg looks HAWT there, E. I mean, so do my boobs, but I'm just saying...

2 comments:

Jennrose2020 said...

Wow. Good pic. Cleavage rocks there, ladies. And so does dear Mr. Cavill. Too bad, but I do understand about the children. I'm glad you are thinking of them before you go and do something rash...

Emmy said...

LOL--THANK you, Recycled Art Girl. Thank you--SOMEone who understands our plight.

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